LATEST ON SARDARS FROM INDIA

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Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 the pole " Thanks 4 d complement "

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so
the man asked him why did he do so.
He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar
where he lived, to Jalandar, to show off to his friends. He reached there in a few
hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up
his mother to expect him in the evening.
But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, kihoya?"

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaatehain,
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens
to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens
because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens, for
the second lot had also died.

The dealer was puzzled. But Santa now like a man with considerable experience from all this descerned " I know where I'm going wrong," said Santa to the dealer, " I think I'm planting them too deep."